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When a man pulls out during sex, skeets on his hand and proceeds to slaps the lady across the face.
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when your dung aint clung after it comes out your bung
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1.)an ikea bought cactus stuffed in a white clay pot heavily decorated by a love sick girl and then given to her boyfriend
2.) a poiso..