D.i.l.f.

What is D.i.l.f.?

1.

Dads I'd Like to Fuck

I'm 47,,,I was told by one on my sons 20 something friends (female) that I was a DILF. I had to ask,,,,,

Kewl for me eh?

2.

An older man a younger gay man would like to kick it with. Gay slang from early 1990's

Now he's my kind of DILF

See cisco

3.

We all know guys love M.I.L.F.'s, Moms I'd Like To F**K. So now girls can use this, Dads I'd Like To F**K.

While picking up my brother from track practice, I spotted one sexy D.I.L.F. dropping off his daughter.

See cradle robber, manny

4.

Doctor I'd Like to Fuck...an extremely good looking female physician that most straight men with a functional penis would like to fuck.

Yo...i love going to my doctor...she is a straight up D.I.L.F.

See doctor, fucking, fuck, milf, sex

5.

Doctor I'd like to fuck... seen on ER... aimed towards female doctors

Dude, she's a D.I.L.F..

Totally.

See doctor, doc, milf, ilf, er

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