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When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you pull out prior to ejaculation, skeet on top of her head on her hair. She looks like a cupcake..
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a game played by childen in the winny the poo stories, it involves dropping 2 or more sticks into a river off of a bridge, the fist to g..
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When something is so hard to imagine, that you just can't fucking believe it.
Did you see that jerkoff pull out in front of my car..