Dillyfuck Edit Meaning

1. The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experien..

1. Masturbating and typing to your friends on the upstrokes I... am... writing... this... on.. the... upstrokes... and... watching... porn..

1. A scottish exclaimation of surprise or sudden pain. Ohyacuntchay!! I have my penis caught in my fly...