Dilm

What is Dilm?


1.

A word made up by my friends and me as an alternative for the word dick. We then started calling each other "dilms" as a way of saying "You jerk." But it shouldn't be used in a harsh tone unless talking about someone who is mutually disliked in the group.

Mr. Friedline is such a dilm for assigning us homework on the last week of school.

or

Dude, you just hacked! Suck on my dilm!

See dick, jerk, hairy, cock

2.

Dad I'd Like To Meet

Dad's I'd Like to Meet

Usually a MILM (a "Mom I'd Like to Meet") will "hunt" for DILMs because they understand what having "kids" is all about, are generally more mature and a bit older.

Just think a MILF but for a man.....except wanting to not only "F", but actually "meet" and start a relationship with, hence a DILM.

A single mom would like to meet a DILM.

See dad, meet, milf, dilf, filf


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