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When you jizz on a girl then throw glitter on her so she looks like an arts and crafts project
Kevin: Yo so i was banging this chick la..
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The most important joke of the day. If you dont laugh at it, you'll get sleepy around 11:30.
Sleepy dude: Aw man, why am I so tire..
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When you get kidnapped!!!
1. I can't come into work today, I've been snagglebagged.
2. Those terrorists snagglebagged the pl..
