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A very long and hard shit. So long, you think you have shat your spine out.
Dude 1: "I am in agony. I just shat a rusty spine!&quo..
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The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in a..
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Ass cream cones, contrary to popular belief, are NOT made of sugar, spice, or anything nice. After a face-numbing round of anal sex, a h..
