Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Cunt-struck

1. sexually infatuated with a woman I was cunt-struck after seeing Thatcher on tv the other night...

Joem

1. similar to a poem, but so obscure as to be completely incomprensible and hence impossible to critique objectively i'm writing a jo..

Ass Nard

1. Ass-n-ard: The biological cross between an asshole and a retard. A person who pisses you off to no end but doesn't know any better..

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