Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Garr

1. What pirates actually said Garrrr, matey. Avast! 2. 1.A word used as an emphatic to represent instances of extreme frustration 2.A p..

And What Not

1. a nothing phrase that is used at the start or at the end of a real sentence. . .typically indicating the user is uneducated or on drugs ..

Filthy Kara

1. where a girl sits on a guys face and fingers his asshole Zach-God my anus hurts Dale-Why, what happened? Zach-My girlfriend fingered ..

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