Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Ill Shit

1. anything you do thats ill ill, not as in 'down with the flu' but ill as in short for illegitimate, or whacked out on cough sy..

Burny

1. late nineteenth century street term for cocaine, esp. in the New York area As the gang members approached, their bravado and shining ey..

@forceofseven

1. The term used to define a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her. Also used to describe the popular the 'sitting i..

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