Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Guys

1. 1 who has a sexual thought every ten seconds. 2. A term used to describe a group of people; it doesn't refer only to a group of m..

W'd

1. To mess something up with such disregard to common sense it almost seems implausible. It's root meaning comes from the 43rd U.S. Pr..

Quippie

1. someone who is a queer hippie That heady girl over there is a quippie. See queer, gay, hippie, hippy, lesbian 1. someone who is a qu..

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