Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Lewdz

1. A word Originating in Essex in the mid 90`s meaning Loads , a lot of , many ect. Ya got a snout mate ? Yeah have one I got lewdz See..

Your Mummy's Bum Cunny

1. your mother's arsehole I was thinking earlier about poking a bit of cat shitinto your mummy's bum cunny. See arse, poohole, ..

Bishoy

1. a stupid egyptian that doesn't know how to keep in a relationship with girl (and there ugly anyways) basically a faggot. Oh fuck b..

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