What is Dimitri Martin?
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The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.
Dimitri Martin:
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs
Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!
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a.k.a. bolivian marching powder.
cocaine
Enrique got caught with a kilo of bolivian marching powder up his ass.
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cocaine
Ahhg, I..
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The made-up medical term to describe the way a teenage girl always complains about being fat or ugly. Also used as the acronym TGS. ..
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verb: taking a crap
Hey man, where's the john, i gotta pinch a loaf?..
