Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Gouch War

1. Verb. when two or more friends stick there hands on there gouch and attempt to smack the others in the face. very violent and can someti..

Poster Child For Birth Control

1. the child that the put up on posters to make people say,"oh dear jebus! im going to start taking birth control so that doesn't..

Redcoat

1. 1. What American revolutionaries would pejoratively call the British army that wore bright red uniforms. 2. A British friend you want..

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