What is Dimitri Martin?
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The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.
Dimitri Martin:
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs
Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!
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Random Words:
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hair which is fluffy like a poodle
poodle head
hey u got a perm
nope i got a poodizzle hizzle
oh fo shizzle my sizzle..
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Slang
Taking up a life of prostituion
Mentioned in James Joyce's Eveline
Because Frank left her, she's a fallen woman. She ..
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It's when you fuck a girl from the back.. and when your done punch her in the back of the head
The bitch was shitty in bed so I ga..
