Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Docker's Omelette

1. a lump of phlegm. "What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam. "Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where ..

Nabra

1. the act of shitting in ones own pants in order to get out of class. usually done by pre-teen boys I totally forgot to study for the fin..

W.i.a.

1. Well Intentioned Asshole I think you're pretty smart But you act like such a jerk, I can't stand your fake rebellion misd..

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