Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Skidways

1. Automobile losing traction While going sideways We came into a hairpin corner, hooked second gear and threw the car skidways. See drif..

Rune Job

1. Getting a blow job while playing Runescape. That hooker gave me a rune job last night for 30 bucks. See rj, rune, job, blow, runescape..

W'ever

1. A conjunction of the words "what" and "ever" Normally used when you disagree with someone. Whatcha need? Going to..

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