Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Ftx

1. Female to "X". X meaning whatever that person feels like at any time so long as it is not female. Transgendered person who ide..

Notdope

1. Unwieldy acronym, viz., NOnThreatening Demeanor Of Personal Ease. Apparently it's early nineties-era HR-speak for the sort of grega..

Melrose

1. Melrose is a city which is a little bit north of Boston. It pretty much sucks, but it has a lot of pizza places. "I went to Melros..

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