Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Ugliness Hypnosis

1. when a person is only seeing the ugliness and not the beauty of their personality and larry was ugliness hypnosis when he saw jasy but ..

Utfs

1. "Use the fucking search". Used on forums where certain participants are too lazy to use the search function to find what they..

Zebra

1. TWENTY-FIVE sizes larger than a A bra. Fat beatch had milkers so large that she needed a zebra to contain them. 2. A person who is ha..

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