Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Twatrot

1. a stinky cooter, such as that of the recently deceased, or simply an extremely nasty bitch Guy: what's that smell? me: that bitch..

Vag Power

1. The innate, unwielding and seemingly effortless power a woman can exert over a man. "Dude what happened to you last night?" ..

Basketball Card

1. An imaginary permit that grants you permission to play the game of basketball. Methods of obtaining this "card" are unclear, ..

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