What is Dimitri Martin?
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The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.
Dimitri Martin:
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs
Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!
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This takes some effort. First you piss in a toilet then dip your dick in it then finally stick it in a chicks arsehole.
Man I'll n..
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ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING HELLLACOPTA!
ghettogirls swinging tha head round like ah hellacopta!
mmmmhm:ROFLCOPTER! FOFLCOPTER!
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