Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Disn't

1. Pron. (Diz-ent) An object that doesn't do what you want it to do, because it isn't the thing you thought it was in the first ..

Nutrisexual

1. One who is sexually attracted to any type of nutrition. John: Whoa, look at how much that fat chick eats! Bob: Yeah, she's a nutr..

The Taser

1. The Taser is basically a modification to The Shocker. The twist being, before applying two in the pink and one in the stink, you chew yo..

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