Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Blocked

1. What happens when you violently anger/scare/annoy someone over IM. Person 1: "I love you..." Person 2: "I *heart* you t..

Jail Goo

1. The only thing left in the Jail's shower, after the water's been drained. Phobia-Stricken Detective Adrian Monk, was absolout..

Spiritual Guide

1. One who looks after a persons spiritual well being. One who can be referenced for advice when it comes to spiritual questions, and ques..

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