Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Emocone

1. D1: A lonely, Emo pinecone that is at least five feet away from any other pinecones. D2: Also an exclamation used to break awkward slen..

Psionicspear

1. Born and raised smart-arse. Real Pronounciation: Sigh-on-ick-Sp-eer 10:38:19 (TeNmOrEsLaVeS) u dont take time to appreciate the chick ..

Queerfag

1. 1. An effeminateman who prefers to masquerade like a woman with the intent of having sex with other men regardless of their sexual prefe..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Dimitri Martin Edit Meaning