What is Dimitri Martin?
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The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.
Dimitri Martin:
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs
Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!
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A magical beer mug that is always full.
Drinking too much may cause infinity puking
"If I was a Norse God, I would create a never..
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A drink consisting of bourbon chased with bacon.
Patron: "Bartender, fix me a Kentucky Rabbi!"
Bartender: "You want tha..
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n. When you look at or hear something it autimaticly relates to something in halo.
Dude, i swore i just heard a plama gernade throwin, ..
