What is Dimitri Martin?
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The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.
Dimitri Martin:
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs
Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!
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Random Words:
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to cum inside a pussy twice, without withdrawing between orgams
My girl rides a cock so good she candouble one's milt.
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The instant messaging languge.
L33t speak is L33t Sauce,H4x0rs,P3wn3d ect.
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making use of crushed crustations carnage after a heavy down pour by pulling some killer moves on the sticky remains.
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