Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Quadpuss

1. A male with no wiener. Klopack is such a quadpuss See klopack, asian, canadian 1. A male with no wiener. Klopack is such a quadpuss..

Obamanon

1. like 'phenomenon'; describing the popularity of Senator Barack Obama, candidate for president of the United States in 2008 Th..

Spaf A Cat

1. another term used for fuck a duck oh, why don't you just go and spaf a cat..

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