What is Dimitri Martin?
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The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.
Dimitri Martin:
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs
Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!
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A guy that is freakin' crazy. Someone who will have sex with just about anything. Also a person who is a big-ass football player ..
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The act of puting cocain on the asshole of a sexual partner. Said partner then forces a fart, injecting cocain into the nasal cavity the..
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To pleasure oneself in a sexual manner.
To jack off, whack off, jerk off, masturbate, etc
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