Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Pig-up

1. The large pick-up trucks driven by police (usually State Troopers). "Don't flick that butt out the window, I got a pig-up beh..

Vaszora

1. A very crude and offensive word for vagina, especially referred to an elderly woman's sexual organ. Used mainly in the Szeklerlan..

Lizard Brain

1. The act of becoming so high that you act on only natural insticts. "Mannnn I was tweaking after that first bluntbut after the thir..

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