Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Lolbster

1. Lol, crustacean mode! Dude: What's that disease called when you look young your whole life? Guy: Ummm, infant death.. Dude: lolb..

Kumush

1. In Turkik languages Kumush means Silver, it is a very important word in countries like Kyrgyzstan, Kazakstan, Tadjikistan and all the ot..

Krony

1. Describes a person that looks 16 from the back and 64 from the front. Pertaining to the beer Kronenberg 1664. Pronounced crow-knee Man..

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