Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Alcoholive

1. The last alcohol soaked olive at the bottom of your martini. The bartender took my glass before I had a chance to eat the alcoholive! ..

@#$%!

1. Used to replace a word that does not want to be seen mostly FUCK! What the @#$%! is that?!?!?!?!..

Sereish

1. A purposeful event that was thought to be fun and exciting only until its completion, upon which it was realized to have only been a hor..

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