Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Patounka

1. Gay Poop-and-puke sex with a dead duck. Patounka is bestiality, necrophilia, homosexuality, and gross sex, all at the same time! Not th..

Zemo

1. Just like Emo, for Zombies. bottleguy says: I'm more Zemo tho' cause I dig zombies. I'm not depressed by death infact....

Z.i.l.f

1. Zebra I'd Like to Fuck Person 1 - Wow that Zebra is such a Z.I.L.F Person 2 - Looks a bit like a boat to me! Person 3 - Yeah or ..

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