Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Village View

1. when a guy sticks one handup a girls vagina and the other one in their assand holds them over there head. "dude I gave jen a villa..

Bent

1. The state of being when you are intoxicated from using both alcohol and marijuana. Yea I don't remember anything from last night, ..

Queef Shower

1. When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face. Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me..

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