Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Ywned

1. A much stronger word that conveys the same message as "pwned." It was invented to mock people that play Counter-Strike. Bous..

Diplomastrophe

1. An effort at diplomacy having failed utterly, dismally and incomprehensibly completely. I am telling you that this diplomastrophe is no..

Breem

1. A very high pitch scream/squeal "Man, she breems so much." "He can breem so loud, its hilarious." "Breeming ..

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