Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Unlax

1. This is a Buggs Bunny original, implying the object individual to whom this utterance is directed must make a real, conscious effort to ..

Crazy Sex High

1. A sexual high, with a crazy encentric twist. First popularised in Brighton A hot sex high or crazy sex high See sex, shag, mad, decen..

Jock On Block

1. When the male penis becomes hard unexpectingly. "Man my girl was staring at me all funny and shit, I look down, and my jock on blo..

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