Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Chumpul

1. A human penis that looks like a human vagina. John is embraced with a wonderful Chumpul..

Gazzed Out

1. to see someone extremely good looking and feel as if you are having an orgasm; usually pertaining to a woman seeing a man. You: Oh my g..

Krisssssssycross

1. A white girl who is trying to be like Flavor Flav FLAVOOOOOOR FLAVVVVVV Yo who is that krisssssssycross? See cool, white, buckwild..

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