Dimitri Martin

What is Dimitri Martin?

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:

I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

See dimitri, comedy, guitar, awesome

Iscrewed

1. To purchase a product from apple only for them to lower the price or update the model shortly after Bill: I just got a new MacBook pro ..

Dry Stick

1. The action of telling the begining and/or middle of the story without revealing the the most interesting point (which usually occurs tow..

Caohai

1. basically means smelly pussy can be used like "tiu lei ma caohai' which means fuck your mom's smelly pussy See cao, ch..

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