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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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Tall tales accompanied by a well-defined and creative description of a particular scent.
Even as if getting a foot massage from another..
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To get annoyed at a burger because something has gone wrong with it.
Me: Damn my flipping burger has spilt relish!
You: Too bad.
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