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when two men go back to back, take three paces, turn back and first one to splooge on the other wins.
Dude lets settle this with a Quic..
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to be honest, i can't be fucked.
person 1: oh my god i got two tickets to go to a U2 concert, wanna go with me?
me: tbh, i cbf be..