What is Ding Ding?
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A contest, usually involving 12-14 year old boys, to determine who, among them, can cum the quickest. Sometimes involving as many as a dozen guys, ding ding can also just be a contest between two. This is one of the most common puberty-age, self-asteem building exercises among males. It is thought, at that age, that the ability to jerk off and bust a load extremely quickly, is a sign of maturity and sexual prowess, something to show off. The winner has to shout "ding ding" to prove that he indeed won.
Mark and Dave were ferociously playing ding ding in Mark's bedroom, and just as Mark was about to win and shout out loud in pleasure, his mom knocked on the door to the room, causing both guys to cringe and go soft. Blue balls then ensued, particularly in the case of Mark. Because of the mishap with Mark's mom, Dave turned out cumming first and winning the game.
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2.
the act of receiving a first class, well lubricated hand job from a chinese masseuse in an upscale massage parlor. Pay no more than 20 extra dollars on the price of the original massage.
I needed to relax, so I got a ding ding during my lunch break.
3.
Ding Ding: 1)The penis
2)A very pleasurable
1)Frank likes his ding ding.
2)Francis gives great ding dings.
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Clueless Asians in Barstow that are paralyzed with fear from being asked where to get a double-double while Ja-rule and Nelly laugh at him.
Look at those totally confused ding dings over there. Man, they are stupid.
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5.
Ding ding is the word of success.
Yes!! I got paid today..ding ding
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The smallest of all penises. They rang from: ding ding, ding, ding dong, dong, and dong dong. The ding ding, is usually only between .01"-3.0" and can be either very girthy, or very slender. The ding ding although not pleasurable is sometimes encountered in intercourse.
"Dude, I just saw your ding ding."
"Ted's only got a ding ding, compared to Jack."
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7.
a member of the male genitalia.
"you wanna touch my ding ding?!"
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