What is Ding-ding?
1.
A clitoris which is lively and responds immediately to all stimuli. A FRONT DOOR-BELL which is IN FULL WORKING ORDER and makes the lady come when it's pressed.
I've always been envious of my sister Pearl. She's better-looking than me, she's got a nicer house, a smarter car and her husband's got a big willy. AND... she tells me that her THING is a real DING-DING. She only has to press it a few times in the FRONT PORCH and her CURTAINS are flapping and she comes at the gallop. Mind you, she won't let her hubbie touch it (silly cow!) - she say's that there's no substitute for a first-class male delivery in the FRONT HALL.
See Persson
2.
1 n. small penis, refers to the tendency of small penises to bounce around easily even when erect. Possible derivative of "dinky ", or referring to the "dinger " of a bell, which swings back and forth, causing the bell to ring. Generally a derogatory comment.
2. adj. Used to describe someone who is insane or "not quite all there" mentally.
1. When Jane saw Peter's ding-ding of a cock, she about fell out !
2. Jane is a bit of a ding-ding.
See Orion
3.
Slang term for penis.
Bam (after pantsing Novak): "Ahh, look at his ding-ding!"
See manloaf , weiner , dick , wang
4.
A fucking idiot; a person lacking in common sense.
Man, that dude is such a ding-ding.
See idiot , moron , dipshit , retard , dumbass
I've always been envious of my sister Pearl. She's better-looking than me, she's got a nicer house, a smarter car and her husband's got a big willy. AND... she tells me that her THING is a real DING-DING. She only has to press it a few times in the FRONT PORCH and her CURTAINS are flapping and she comes at the gallop. Mind you, she won't let her hubbie touch it (silly cow!) - she say's that there's no substitute for a first-class male delivery in the FRONT HALL.
1. When Jane saw Peter's ding-ding of a cock, she about
2. Jane is a bit of a ding-ding.
Bam (after pantsing Novak): "Ahh, look at his ding-ding!"
Man, that dude is such a ding-ding.
