Dingle Smurf

What is Dingle Smurf?

When a male jerks off onto a pile of fresh blueberries and gives it to his girlfriend to eat.

Guy: "I made you this Dingle Smurf's babe"

Girl: "You're so great. Thank you"

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Sex Palm

1. When you lick or secrete large amounts of saliva on your hand then slap someone on the face to dishonour their family I just sex palmed..

Groopylove Og

1. A real Pimp/Gangsta Hustlin' hard women luv him he's a crack on rollerblades -hey what's crakin' blood?! wut it ..

Vanmoer

1. Complete piece of shit hang out with him for 20 minutes and you'll get the picture..

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