Dinglish

What is Dinglish?


1.

The use of Mixed Metaphors, spoken especially in haste and when under extreme pressure.

Also known as "Dinglisms" in some cultures.

Dinglish 1 - "You're like a bull in a sweet shop"

Dinglish 2 - "It's not rocket surgery"

Dinglish 3 - "It's just another quiver in the Salesman's armour"

See dinglish, mixed, hopelessness

2.

A mix up of german and english, commonly used in german business talk.

Wir haben uns comitted...

(we comitted)

3.

pronounced Ding-gill-ish

a varent of "English" where commen words get rearanged for the soul purpose of making people laugh

"cycling" become "Bikealing"

pronounced bike-a-ling

"shopping" becomes "shopariseing"

pronounced shop-a-riseing

4.

A word to describe a non speaking english womens sexual preformance.

She couldn't speak english very well but her dinglish was perfect.

See sex, english, sexual, performance


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