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Older 'trophy' wife. He provides the power and money, she provides the entertainment. While not having the oh wow value of the..
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A scrotum with few pubes.
I got a glimpse of Johnny in the showers. Boy - he has such an ostrich sac!..
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First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.
Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?
Husband: No..
