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Whack off. Most commonly in a lazy boy armchair.
I think im gonna stay in tonight, pop in a porn and just paint the ceiling
See paint..
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One who suffers from apocophilia
You're such an apocophile. I figure either we'll both be dead, or I'll be laughing. Wi..
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minor obstacles encountered by people of no experience, that would normally be overcome by those of more experience.
my fortune cookie ..