What is Dinkle?
1.
A small penis, especially on a male who is past puberty. Another term for weenie.
Bob's 8 inch penis is a
schlong /johnson .
Larry's 7 inch penis is a
cock .
Joe's 6 inch penis is a
dick .
Bob's 5 inch penis is a dinkle.
Chris' 4 inch penis is a
dinklet .
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2.
A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.
This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter
Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!
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3.
A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.
This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter
Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!
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4.
Dinkle:
din.kle
1. The Brand of Marching Shoes used by Blooomsburg Marching Band.
- Two different kinds used:
1. Glide (worn by "Playing" members (people with intstraments))
2. Stinger (worn by Guard (Flags and Majorettes))
Usually comming in BLACK only, Jane (wife of B. Bercher (the Band Director/Teacher) and Flagget coach) has decided this year, because of the Guard coustumes (which consist of red pants, wacked out shirts, neon red wigs, and eye make-up) that the Guard should get RED Dinkles.
Even though, last year, we had Blue pants and she didnt make us get Blue Dinkles.
"This has been brought to you by the letters W, T, and F"
1. "Don't forget your Dinkle order forms are due on the 28th!!"
2. "Why are the playing members Dinkles mreo comfortable then the Guards?"
3. "I'll tell you why... because playing members have to MARCH!!... o wait, sorry, my bad, SO DOES THE GUARD!!"
5.
The act of a female giving oral pleasure to a male. The male's penis then gags the female to the point of vomitation on the male genetallia?. She then continues to lick and suck her own puke back up into her system.
If one were to actually do this, you would be one sick mother fucker.
During a visit to Legoland, Betty Schiffer gave Neil Edwards a blow job; however, Neil's penis was so erect and disgusting that it caused a dinkle, the likes of which the World had never seen.
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6.
a stupid person. also see
my god, you dink! how fricken dumb do you get?
7.
Not a person, place or thing. It's just a word.
Dinkle, dinkle, dinkle.
