Dinner Hair

What is Dinner Hair?


1.

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

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2.

The only permanent resident at Bloodview Haunted House. Now a member in the Legion of Terror.

"Did you see the dinner hair last night? It was amazing!"


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