Diode

What is Diode?


1.

An individual whose reaction to alcoholic stimuli worsens dramatically and often inexplicably at a certain level of alcohol intake.

"What a fucking diode, he was fine ten minutes ago."

See led, alcoholic

2.

An electrical component that allows electricity to flow only one way. Used in the rectifier bridge of an alternator. Also used as L.E.D. (light emitting diode) lights.

Dumbass: "The guys at the parts store tested my alternator and said that the diodes are bad. How much to replace them?"

Guy at alternator rebuilders shop: "Those rank amatures don't know what they're talking about, and neither do you, you dumb ass."


51

Random Words:

1. A Redneck who is missing a bunch of teeth. They keep them in their pocket. "Did you see that guy? He had like 15 teeth..... 8 in..
1. - To emit a huge amount of stupidity. - A warm snow jacket. Example 1. *Man walks into post* "Dude, you just pulled a Haveloc..
1. A person who aspires to be Fabio Lanzoni but realises by his mid-20s its just not gonna work so gets a decent haircut. (Noun) Hey look,..