What is Diode?
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An individual whose reaction to alcoholic stimuli worsens dramatically and often inexplicably at a certain level of alcohol intake.
"What a fucking diode, he was fine ten minutes ago."
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An electrical component that allows electricity to flow only one way. Used in the rectifier bridge of an
Dumbass: "The guys at the parts store tested my alternator and said that the diodes are bad. How much to replace them?"
Guy at alternator rebuilders shop: "Those rank amatures don't know what they're talking about, and neither do you, you dumb ass."
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