What is Dip Jock?
1.
A Highschool student, usually in football, who dips during class, and believes it to be cool. Scientists have concluded that the cause of this is pure ignorance and the immediate castration of their units is required by law.
Chase: (pulls out can of dip) I am cool!
Zane: I am too, can I have some?
Chase: Sure
Eristeo: Had me those garden shears, I have spotted some Dip Jocks.
Ben: Okay, but don't get them all bloody, I just bought a new pair.
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