What is Diploma?
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Flimsy sheet of paper encased in cardboard. Usually put above the fireplace on the mantle or on the refrigerator with a magnet. Signifies completion of about 4 year of college work. Contain faux signatures of several leading authorities at the institution. Makes parents happy and gives suburban kids a scary sense of freedom because they are no longer supported financially.
Successful Adult: Diploma, eh? Yes. Yes. I remember getting mine. You know, I work in a field that is totally unrelated to my major in college. Oh, well. Enjoy your diploma. Yep, those were the best years of my life.
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The ghetto-ized quesadilla. Where one wraps a string cheese in a tortilla then eats is. No I know what you're thinking, they do NOT..
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Two phrases frequently used to humiliate someone.
You don't have any friends. You were adopted.
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