Dipstick Edit Meaning

1.

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person

Shut up you sleazy dipstick.

See banana, birdturd, bm, chode, cock, dick, diphead, dipshit, dipwad, dong, dork, jerk, junk, knob, organ, pecker, peter, prick, putz, rod, sausage, shit

2.

Penis. See also to dip ones stick.

I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !

See dip, stick, fright, muffindamule

3.

A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.

Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)

this tool is named a dipstick

fine example of a dipstick

See dipstick, tool, mud, stick, dip

4.

when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.

My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.

See turtles head, shit, bog, shitting, turd

5.

1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.

2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.

-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.

-That guy's a freaking dipstick!

See dip, stick, urine, nasty, protein, Egaro

6.

(ADJ.)derogatory slang of a man's small penis. Could also be used an a noun

(ADJ.)"You are a Dipstick!"

(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick."

could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain.

See needle dick, pencil dick

7.

a penis that is multi-colored

Clayton's penis was pink on one side and brown on the other! Plus that dipstick had a hairy ass!

See dip stick, dip-stick