Dire

What is Dire?


1.

very bad, very serious or extreme, critical, desperate, critical

the dire issue of oil profits, that garbage looks dire,to find Bin Laden is a dire emergency, dire hurrican

See horrible, terrible, hideous, serious

2.

Very similar to Dour, used in the same circumstances: Gay remarks, bad mistake, bad joke or generally being an Arsehole.

Gay Person: Oh! I love Space!

Normal Person: Dire!

See dour, gay, mistake, bad, joke, arsehole

3.

abbreviation for diarrhea. The result of something that infuriates you becuase it is so stupid or corny in a kind of inexplicable way. ie. couples that take pictures of themselves kissing and post them on facebook, tear-jerking commercials, the movie Garden State, Uggs, adolescent livejournals.

"this elevator music is really giving me dire."

"Oh my God, that girl's outfit is giving me massive dire!"

See the runs, poop, poo, shit, corny, stupid, retarded


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