Dire Camel

What is Dire Camel?


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A girl with an incredibly extreme case of camel toe, during which the tightness of the crotchal region of her pants is so intense that it somehow forms two separate folds, causing the appearance of a camel's hoof with three toes.

(Jess notices a girl with the aforementioned characteristics)

Jess: OMG LOOK AT THAT DIRE CAMEL!

Robert: DIRE CAAMEELL!!

(Does the Dire camel dance)

See dire, camel, toe, cameltoe, vagina, wedgie


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