Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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1. noun. fear monger. Inordinatly stupid man who when given great power becomes frightening. # 1 Player in the "Axis of Evil"..

Oh Yea

1. thats wut she was screamin when i fucked her hard when i was bangin that bitch all she was screammin was ohhhh yeah! See Big E..

Provision

1. The contents of a dish, usually pertaining to various vegetables in the dish such as fig, etc. A term used in various parts of the Cari..

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