Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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Fifty-twelve

1. Code word when a douche bag guy is dancing with a hot chick and you must seperate them for the good of the human species. Look at that ..

Noodlenoppers

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Grumice

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