Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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Scragglemuff

1. a male who is dirty and/or smelly Man John never changes his cloths he is such a scragglemuff. See dirty, smelly, nasty, filthy, grote..

Quaffaw

1. Hard flick of the Scrotal sack, intended to inflict pain on the subject "Ah, I just got quaffawed" See ball, sack, flick, hu..

Slore-bag

1. adj. a person with the intentions of being a slut and/or whore at the same time; usually male. Alex was a total slore-bag last night af..

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