Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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¯o_°/¯

1. An expression of uncertainty. See ¯(°_o)/¯ ¯(o_°)/¯ I do not know, good sir. See emoticon, emote, smiley, shrug, *shrug*..

Volped

1. To screw or fucksomething up. Whoever was working on this motor really volped it up! See screwed, fucked, messed, ruined, destroyed..

Bunit

1. n. Business. ("Ebonified" form of the word) Jamal gots him some bunit to take care of, what wif all dat crack an' '..

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