Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

See chrism

Urbanitis

1. japs stuck in the city JAPs (jewish american Prince(ss)) suck See gossip girl..

Keybi

1. a butt hole with extreme hair and worms. eww frankie you have a keybi! See ashley..

Australia Kiss

1. Its kind of like a Frech kiss, but its just south of the equator "Yo, Nigs, I just gave this drunk girl the australia kiss" ..

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