Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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Perkiscizing

1. when a person takes enough percecet to become perkiscized. Dude...jordan you arnt fucked up...your perkiscized...

Jizz Master Zer0

1. the penis man of all penis men i am the jizz master zer0.. fuck all your jizz master 0nes, tw0s, threes, f0urs, fives, sixes, se7ens, e..

Zigaboo

1. a black man that is triflin';was used as an insult "Like most zigaboos they are all in your business." 2. a black man ..

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