Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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1. h4x0r term for cause Larry: Why did you tell Suzy? Sam: (4(_)$3... I didn't think you'd mind. See b/c, because, cuz, coz, c..

Pulling A Rocky

1. When you or a friend hit yourself in the balls while doing a task or chore "Dude I just hit myself in the balls while air guitarin..

Vercigenarix

1. 1) A HUGE Pervert but still a funny son of a bitch 2) A cocky bastard 3) Plays too many computer games 4) An non pronounceable name. ..

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