Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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Violation

1. When someone murks it and your left for the waste... That is "Violation" Getting your bum photographed, "Violation"..

Basket Of Dicks

1. A group of men (often in reference to the unwanted appearance of a large collective of men usually in the company of a handful of women)..

Bostulance

1. Haphazard intentional ignorance or disregard, which will, INNEVITABLY, lead to regret. Robbie: Aaaargh!! Why d'you leave that tin ..

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