Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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Haloid

1. The mixture of names of both Microsoft's game Halo and Nintendo's game Metroid. Monty Oum's video Haloid was a fantastic..

Quick-urgent

1. To deliver before the request was even thought of Get me those leads, quick-urgent! 1. To deliver before the request was even thought..

Viggi

1. Slang for Vagina. Created in the Seattle area. She had a shaved viggi. or I got some viggi. See vagina, pussy, sex, twat, cunt..

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