Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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Lomb

1. Stands for: Laugh Out My Bum See also; lol, lmao, etc. When he did that, I totally lombed...

Queezer

1. somebody who is a queer ass loser...and I mean a real fucking loser sy, you're such a queezer...gah, ur gay. or g'damn, is..

Trot Out

1. The act of showing off yourself or something of yours to get attention and props. See showboating or grandstanding "Robbie likes..

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