Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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Dirty Nickel

1. A sleezy person or object. "That slut's a dirty nickel rigth therr!" See skank, slut, ho, whore, gigalo..

Pile-it

1. The assistant to the Goo-Chief at the Olympic Flight Museum and elsewhere. The Pile-it is in charge of picking things up and piling the..

John O

1. The gorgeous frontman of The Maine, a band from Arizona. His birth name is John O'Callaghan, but he is often refered to as simply J..

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