Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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Vegetarain

1. A stupid person who cant spell the word vegetarian properly Their opinions arent even worth reading, because clearly they have no brain..

Redirkculous

1. Used to replace 'ridiculous' since often ridiculous just doesn't cut it. That kid is so redirkculous. MAN UP! Zone cove..

Fairyhawk

1. A guy that "swoops in" on (targets) homosexuals. Look at that fairyhawk standing under that tree with a bat waiting to steal ..

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