Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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Phlegm Hockers

1. 1. Those that hock up gops of phelgm with the intent to spit them out. 2. Name for a band People with chest colds are phlegm hockers. ..

Heartred Burns

1. Feeling immense love for something "Dude what'd you think of the new Dir en Grey album?" "Heartred burns"..

Koota

1. It is used to describe ones elation to an event of the highest order. For example, if one was to find: - A plant of the finest quality ..

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