Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

See chrism

Oppoballin

1. the exact opposite of ballin not cool or fun lame dawg that was so oppoballin when you hit that woman See balling, lame, ballin, unf..

Blue Gums

1. A person of african american decent. Also see nigger Damn blue gums stole me bicycle See GG..

Vietman

1. A situation in which you are inextricably stuck in a relationship with a man that should have been over long ago. See vietman's op..

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