Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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Zuber

1. (v.) to be a huge fucking pussy (n.) a huge fucking pussy Also - zuberfication, i.e., a large amount of pussification A bunch of peop..

Forsz

1. Just another mad cunt from the VMA. Him and SORAH are The best of mates. You can generally find FORSZ at marion shopping centre on Thu..

Zanzi

1. myhtogical man who flew from city to city i think i saw zanzi! See michael..

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