Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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Tuggs

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Next To Shit

1. The second lowest form of stature or amount. Being after shit which has pretty much the lowest value. Dude:"Man, my job sucks ass,..

Almost There

1. The act or state of being near to completion, as in orgasmor a long road trip or even used in surgeryology (the study of words used duri..

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