Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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Assisistic

1. pertaining to and or being an ass I was acting very assisistic See ass, asshole, asinine, dick..

Verticle Smile

1. pussy, preferable one found on an asian man, im in the mood for some verticle smile tonight...

Cutting Logs

1. pooping in long cylindrical segments of doo Frank was cutting logs and built a huge island in the toilet. Then he sailed a tiny boat t..

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