Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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1. Something that is blatantly uncool. That film was extremely zabari. Robyn is so zabari. See uncool, bad, poor, annoying, irritating..

Domeaholic

1. someone who is addicted to dome. will often become involved with a girl just to get dome, only to ditch her if she refuses to give him ..

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1. sex with a croc. "I put on my crocsuit and mangina hat."..

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