Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

See chrism

Fladmere

1. the juice/liquid in your scrotum. "My testes are just floating around in fladmere" See scrotum, juice, balls, fladmere, test..

Incrushuation

1. (pr. in'kr&sh oo'wAsh&n) n. It's not quite a crush and not quite infatuation, but it comes with a slice of crazy..

Y'allways

1. Short for 'You Always'. A play on words using the the word 'Y'all', which means 'You all'. "Y&a..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Dire Reasons Edit Meaning