Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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Ritiit

1. aother word for retard!! look a ritit kid!! See sarah..

2011

1. The year when the beast-est class ever will graduate, hopefully to own the real world as much as they did college Class of 2011! BEAST..

Ass Haze

1. a particulary nasty fart Dude, whats up with the ass haze in here? I cant breath! See fart, poot, wind, toot..

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