Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

See chrism

Dumbass Box

1. when you driving and u have a dumbass driving slow in front of you and next to you therefore you are boxed in Joe: Dude im gonna kill m..

Vegetesbian

1. A Vegetesbian is simply a vegetarian lesbian. Dave: 'See that girl? I heard she was a lesbian.' Davetta: 'Yeah she&apos..

Dingleberry Plow

1. When a girl (or a guy) misses a peice of shit when wiping, wait at least an hour for it to dry then use your cock or a strap-on to pack ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Dire Reasons Edit Meaning