Dire Reasons

What is Dire Reasons?

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

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Fuck Doughnuts

1. Doughnuts that have seman in the middle as cream filling. His life sucked soo hard that he would even eat fuck doughnuts. See doughnut..

W3ezy

1. the #1 stunna w3ezy is number one! See thug nasty..

Shelf Butt

1. (n) An ass so large as to simulate a shelf, table, nightstand, or other flat tabular object that one might set a drink, ash tray, plates..

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