Direar

What is Direar?


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n. 1. direar (die-rear) - A common Southern mispronunciation of the word "diarrhea", often heard in towns with fewer than 20,000 citizens, or from citizens with fewer than 6 teeth.

slang. 2. A humorous and intentional mispronunciation of the word "diarrhea" by sarcastic, college-educated, middle-class individuals simply for the amusement of their wiseass peers.

n. 3. An alternate spelling for "diarrhea", a word in which even the most studious cannot spell when put on the spot.

"Mama, get me to the terlet (toilet) on the double, that chocolate puddin' pie gave me the direar!"

"When my quantum physics professor asked why I missed the final exam, I told him I was stuck on the toilet with a nasty case of 'direar'. He was fucking speechless! Hahaha!"

See direar, diarrhea, pudding, squirts, squats


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