Directions

What is Directions?


1.

What real mean don't ask for.

Dan is a real man; when he gets lost, he doesn't ask for directions like some pussy.

See directions, men, man, direction, real, ask

2.

A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.

Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.

Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.

Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.

Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.

3.

Synonym of "sex." Can describe any sexual activity, even making out

I got some directions over the weekend!


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