What is Directions?
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What real mean don't ask for.
Dan is a real man; when he gets lost, he doesn't ask for directions like some pussy.
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A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.
Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.
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Synonym of "sex." Can describe any sexual activity, even
I got some directions over the weekend!
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When one becomes drunk in 2.5 seconds.
Shit man...I am insta-drunk. I just downed four long islands and a car bomb in 20 minutes.
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a special creature that lives in your nose that is always happy to keep you company when boredom strikes.
resembles the shreddies blue ..
