What is Directions?
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What real mean don't ask for.
Dan is a real man; when he gets lost, he doesn't ask for directions like some pussy.
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A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.
Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.
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Synonym of "sex." Can describe any sexual activity, even
I got some directions over the weekend!
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An alcoholic drink which is often very watered down in bar and grills. Bahama Mama’s are (correctly) made out of ½ oz. dark rum, ½ oz. c..
