Directumory

What is Directumory?


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List of names and phone numbers from which one makes booty calls. In higher circles this list is probably considered one's "little black book". Listing may be of heterosexual or homosexual potential partners but the term intones potential for anal sex.

Nadia broke up with me so tonight I guess I will start dialing for dollars from my directumory.

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