What is Dirgolicism?
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a religion based around all-mighty cartoon artist Roman Dirge! formed in the town of Arlington, Washington, and preached to unsuspecting townsfolk and poor random internet users... and hobos... children around the world will soon all love Roman with an uncontrollable urge of scratchy-itchy-crotchy-burny-burn joy.
A Random Cute Dead Girl: Hey!!! I don't have issue 1 of "Lenore" yet!!!
A Man of No Clue: I thought you already had Noogies!!!
A Random Cute Dead Girl: Yeah, but we're talking about the cover art of various issues in my Church of Dirgolicism.
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