Dirk Kyte

What is Dirk Kyte?


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Bursting for a shite, needing a shit, wanting to drop your load or do a crap, shitlike the Liverpool and Netherlands footballer, Dirk Kuyt.

"Fuck me Tom, I've just had a Madras with extra hot chillies in it and its gone through me like a Porsche I need a Dirk Kyte already!" - Dazzy Def

See shit, shite, crap


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