Dirk Palmer Edit Meaning

1. To masterbate. Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain. See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..

1. The act of having a female's vagina stimulated by one's hand through her jeans. My boyfriend gave me a good jean jolting last..

1. Where an individual slaps the 'paps' or man breasts of an innocent and unsuspecting male bystander. "OMG Gerry just got ..