What is Dirk's Diggler?
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Dirk's Diggler is a small Jewish penis that leaves its owner at night, roaming the landscape, moaning and screaming like a little piglet.
Phred and me were walking home across the Moors, and we were suddenly confronted by Dirk's Diggler, who started screaming at us in a shrill voice full of gloom and whiskey. We ran.
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Random Words:
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To masturbate in an upward motion.
I went and jacked north the other night.
(Can also be used as a noun)
I visited Jack North if you ..