Dirt Mitt

What is Dirt Mitt?


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A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:

Dude get your dirt mitts away from me, I don't want that cat shit on my skin!

See dirty, shit, gross, nasty, mitts, dirt


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