What is Dirt Mitt?
1.
A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:
Dude get your dirt mitts away from me, I don't want that cat shit on my skin!
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A "quaint" village of:
1. senior citizens
2. trees
3. chipmunks
4. a post office
5. a lake
Spofford, NH is a lousy place..