What is Dirt Mitt?
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A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:
Dude get your dirt mitts away from me, I don't want that cat shit on my skin!
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