What is Dirt Surfer?
1.
A dirty-ass California based hippie that sells heroin and crack to custies on Phish lot. Known to drag hungry puppies through crowds while trying to sell their shit. Often missing as many teeth as brain cells. Love to say the words "heady", "shwill" and "braaah".
"I just saw a dirt surfer selling Family Fluff to a bunch of High School girls in DMB shirts"
"Dirt Surfers, Wooks and Custies ruined Phish Tour"
"The dirtiest dirt surfers now spread Hepatitis A on String Cheese" Tour"
Random Words:
1.
Used when you are going to go do intense work.
"We're going to go Mother Bear that fence"
See mother, bear, work, inten..
1.
(adj). denoting clumsy or awkward misuse of lexicon in describing intellectual shortcomings of others.
Who can resist the innate hilari..
