What is Dirt Surfer?
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A dirty-ass California based hippie that sells heroin and crack to custies on Phish lot. Known to drag hungry puppies through crowds while trying to sell their shit. Often missing as many teeth as brain cells. Love to say the words "heady", "shwill" and "braaah".
"I just saw a dirt surfer selling Family Fluff to a bunch of High School girls in DMB shirts"
"Dirt Surfers, Wooks and Custies ruined Phish Tour"
"The dirtiest dirt surfers now spread Hepatitis A on String Cheese" Tour"
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Residual left over in one's teeth upon returning from diving in the female nether regions
aka post cunninglus leftovers
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A language created by a Princeton University professor of entymology Gregory M. Taylor, III. Basically consists of substituting the firs..
