What is Dirt Surfer?
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A dirty-ass California based hippie that sells heroin and crack to custies on Phish lot. Known to drag hungry puppies through crowds while trying to sell their shit. Often missing as many teeth as brain cells. Love to say the words "heady", "shwill" and "braaah".
"I just saw a dirt surfer selling Family Fluff to a bunch of High School girls in DMB shirts"
"Dirt Surfers, Wooks and Custies ruined Phish Tour"
"The dirtiest dirt surfers now spread Hepatitis A on String Cheese" Tour"
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a very narrow penis shaft with an enormous penis head
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The act of a male making a thrusting motion into the backside of a female so much that the anus begins to blead.
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To continuosly fart while getting head.
I got a reverberating hummer from Mary last night after we had chinese food.
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