Dirt Track Edit Meaning

1.

to shove it up the bum bum instead of the pee pee when there on the blob

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

See dave

2.

the anal passage or bum hole usually used with regards to sexual intercourse

'when the rivers red (meaning she's on her period) use the dirt track instead!'

'stick it up my dirt track'

'my dirt track is sore'

'i've got an itchy dirt track!'

See dirt track, track, bum, bumhole, arse, ass, anus

3.

anal passage, butt hole

Eddie finger blasted his dirt track.

4.

A rather degrading term for homosexual intercourse. Used mainly by idiotic schoolboys and the likes.

"Did you hear?"

"No, what?"

"Nathan had Jak up the Dirt Track!"