What is Dirt Vert Squirt?
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An unreleased video game that was canceled due to graphic depiction of dirty, squirting perverts. Legend has it that a few copies have been leaked to the public, but there is not enough evidence to prove this.
I heard Jimmy found a copy of Dirt Vert Squirt. He told me, "Look at those graphics! My parents helped set it up!"
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Battlecry of pedophiles the world 'round...
