What is Dirt-merchant?
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Noun. (1) A person who buys and/or sells things of low very quality. (2) A salesman who pawns or peddles worthless items, baubles, or junk that people really don't need. (3) A drug dealer.
That's when my Dad said, "Honey, just tell that Dirt-Merchant if he knocks on our door again he'd better run, 'cause I'll take the shotgun off the rack and make good use of it!"
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1)someone who is dirt poor
2)One who must sell dirt for a living (see: "Anson")
Anson you're such a DIRT-MERCHANT! You have anson friends
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