Dirty Bagel

What is Dirty Bagel?

The shit and dingleberries caked around an asshole formed by taking many dumps without wiping your ass.

Dude - I had explosive diarrhea the last three days and haven't wiped once! You should see the dirty bagel on my ass!

See diarrhea, shit, dingleberry, asshole, wipe

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