What is Dirty Banchek?
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an awkward placement of hairs above the upper lip making not a mustache but a grouping of uncouth follicles. Is now the fashion sensation furiously sweeping the nation. Made famous and fashionable by Matthew Banchek.
"Wow, you might want to shave that dirty banchek, its turning into a mustache."
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A combination of janky and lo-fi; bootleg; generally worthless or in extremely poor condition.
Hey, that burgundy velvet smoking jacket..
