Dirty Blanket

What is Dirty Blanket?

What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.

Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.

Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.

Joe: Shit, you're really wet.

Kathy: I am?

(lights go on)

Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!

Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.

Joe: Dirty Blanket!

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