Dirty Blumpkin

What is Dirty Blumpkin?


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The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a dirty sanchez (wiping poop above ur lip)

John was horny and wanted poop on his face so he gave me a Dirty Blumpkin

See blumpkin, poop, dirty sanchez, oral sex, dick


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