Dirty Bristow

What is Dirty Bristow?

The act of tongueing a male anus whilst reaching around to wank them off.

Name after the legendary English Darts player, Eric Bristow, as the act resembles throwing a dart.

I love it when she gives me a Dirty Bristow!

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