Dirty Burt

What is Dirty Burt?


1.

The purpose of a dirty Burt is to make a passed out friend look like famous actor Burt Reynolds. The way one does this is by taking a steamer and letting it cool. Then get a glove or if your real brave pick up the POOP bare hand and and place it on your friends upper lip. Thus making it look like he or she has a Burt Reynolds mustache.

"My buddy passed out drunk so i thought it would be funny to give him a dirty Burt. Man did he look like that actor Burt Reynolds."

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2.

A man who will rob you blind in the blink of one eye and some how get out of going to jail.

That dirty burt is at it again. He stole my chainsaw.

I saw that Dirty burt closing the door on that UPS truck, I wonder what he got this time......!

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