Dirty Carpet Syndrome

What is Dirty Carpet Syndrome?

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General everyday hygiene required before having sex.

...she had Dirty Carpet Syndrome. When she gets out of the shower I'm going to tap that and go home.

She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.

See pre-shower, dirty, clean, smelly, stinky

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