What is Dirty Carpet Syndrome?
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General everyday hygiene required before having sex.
...she had Dirty Carpet Syndrome. When she gets out of the shower I'm going to tap that and go home.
She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.
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When a woman has a fistulafrom her bowelsto her vagina and ends up excreting some out of her vagina.
Jane got a yeast infection because..
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Receiving a clumsy blow job from an ugly, toothless horror hag.
Oh shit dude, I got some gnarly head from a hard-faced beast last night..
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The greatest ventriloquist of all time
Ed McMahon: "Good evening Walter"
Jeff Dunham(as Walter): "Shut the hell up!&quo..
