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The sound a bed bug makes when a librarian has an orgasm in the bed the bug is feeding in. Seeing as a librarian only orgasms one every ..
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A possible explanation for one of your friends exhibiting even more bizarre behavior than usual
Did you see Cathy on the dance floor la..
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Going for a run after 12am. (or 10pm on a school/work night)
Dude, I met the creepiest hobo last night on a midnight run.
See running,..