Dirty Chomstex

What is Dirty Chomstex?


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when you havent shaved your armpits in FOREVER.

maria: dude, andrew was telling me how i have a dirty chomstex.

laura: i'll show you my pits if you show me yours.

*shock faces*

See pits, hair, shave, sweat


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