Dirty Conrad

What is Dirty Conrad?


1.

Before having sexual intercourse with a woman...or man. The person goes down to the receivers ass and proceeds to spread the cheeks of the receiver's. Then the person places his or her face into the dirty ass of the the receiver and rubs their mouth and chin up and down from left to right in a motorboat fashion in order to get feces residue all around the chin and mouth area. The person then pulls their head out and should have a mustache and beard appearance made of feces. The person should then scream out "What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?!"

"Dude,Jay gave the Beav a serious Dirty Conrad last night, he still has the residue left over!"

"I heard that Calvin let some guy give him a Dirty Conrad and the guy was a spitting image of Conrad!"

See dirty, conrad, gross, beard, motorboat, ass, feces, butthole, klondike, mustache, goatee

2.

Before having sexual intercourse with a woman...or man. The person goes down to the receivers ass and proceeds to spread the cheeks of the receiver's. Then the person places his or her face into the dirty ass of the the receiver and rubs their mouth and chin up and down from left to right in a motorboat fashion in order to get feces residue all around the chin and mouth area. The person then pulls their head out and should have a mustache and beard appearance made of feces. The person should then scream out "What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?!"

"Dude,Jay gave the Beav a serious Dirty Conrad last night, he still has the residue left over!"

"I heard that Calvin let some guy give him a Dirty Conrad and the guy was a spitting image of Conrad!"

See dirty, conrad, motorboat, filthy, gross, disgusting, beard, mustache


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