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A piss-fight between a male and female. Dick = Lightsaber; Pussy = Death Star
She stood over me and started spraying, so I grabbed my d..
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short in stature, big in heart, hates computers ecspecially when used by me.down-to-earth, friendly, and has a great sense smile. Annoyi..
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Completeley and utterly Fucked up beyond salvation.
I'm totally wasted...I'm undefuckable!
I crached my car the other day, i..