What is Dirty Cowboy Retainer?


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When your significant other has a dip in, and you proceed to ejaculate into there mouth. The one receiving the sperm then shows both the chew and sperm mixing into a warm stew. After a few seconds of basking, they swallow all the sperm and chew.

for my birthday, my wife performed the dirty cowboy retainer.

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