What is Dirty Cushion?
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When a bare-assed man, who gets a blowjob from a female, leaves skid marks on the girls couch, then flips it over to cover the scene of the crime.
Guy 1 : Dude I was at Claires house last night, and got a blowjob on her couch....
Guy 2 : yeah....
Guy 1 : I did the Dirty Cushion and booked it out of there.
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the penis
I went to an Oktoberfest ended up getting my bonerschnitzel sucked by some German slut...
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1. To kick some ass.
2. To get wasted/high/drunk/obliterated.
1. *While watching an action flick* "Uh ohhh... here comes the ass ..
